when theres an ad but no ‘skip ad’ option
porn is amazing though. i was watching a porno today where a girl goes into an auto shop and has sex with the guy who changes her tire. porn taught me how to change a tire. i love porn
i finally open up to you and all you say is “YOUR ORGANS ARE ALL OVER MY CARPET”????? wow i cant believe this consider this friendship OVER
son *puts a hand on your shoulder* son sometimes *puts another hand on your shoulder* Son sometimes things are *puts another hand on your shoulder* son you just gotta *puts another hand on your shoulder* son
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me